What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?